Phobic

I have a phobia of stickiness. I was the child in kindergarten who ate the glue, but didn't play with it.
My phobia starts with hairspray on my neck. It peaks with spilt soda in the crease of my arm. Worse than Chinese water torture if you ask me!
So, how in the world did I ever survive having kids with this little problem ?
Beats me! Lots of wet wipes I guess.
Tonight, I will try once again to conquer this hangup. My daughter and I are hosting a kid's night complete with paints, scissors, candy and my old enemy... glitter glue!
And guess what?
I can't wait!
Even with the sticky part it is going to be great; a room full of long-haired women,kids with scissors, suckers, paint and glue, why- what could possibly go wrong?

Ask me tomorrow.