Belly button piercings.

I didn't set out for a belly button piercing-
It was just a really bad twist on some rotten luck,
due to bad eyesight, poor lighting and a pot-bellied gut.

The skirt was a button down on the front-
With big gaps between holes due to an enlarged rump.
A safety pin- why surely thats all I need;
Sucking in a deep breath, I started the deed.

In one hand a pin, the other held my roll,
The image in the mirror? Why, I'd never tell a soul.
Then a scream of pain as I missed the target.
That's it- I vowed to keep Weight Watcher's on the market!

What can I do? Would it be considered a sin-
Wearing this skirt, now attached to my skin?
I had worked so hard, the pinning I needed-
And I will be fine, I think, when it finally stops the bleeding!